galloping stanleys
When your poop is so strong it feels like it’s got a mind of its own and is trying to take over your life.
He had galloping stanleys during a test and got a zero because he was too busy dealing with poop.
She said, 'I was on the floor laughing because my dog was also covered in poop.'
He texted me, 'I just ate a pizza and now my life is ruined.'