galloping piles

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Grade 4 piles are like permanent butt plugs that won’t go back in no matter how hard you scream and stomp your feet, so you gotta run like a horse to the nearest cream

I tried to sit down at the table and my piles just hung there like a sad banner, so I sprinted to the bathroom like I was being chased by a fire truck.

My piles are out for good, and I’m not even exaggerating. I had to gallop to the nearest store just to buy some lube and dignity.

At work, my piles decided to make a grand exit, so I bolted to the break room like I was in a race against a giant, smelly donut.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Fourth-degree piles are like your butt is throwing a parade and you’re the mayor who has to run through the town to find the nearest cream to shut it down

My piles were dancing in the middle of the office, so I ran to the kitchen like I was escaping a burning building.

My piles came out during a Zoom call, and I had to sprint to the nearest bathroom like I was trying to save my dignity from a fire.

I tried to sit down on the couch, and my piles just waved at me like they were saying, ‘see you later, chief,’ and I had to gallop to the store.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Grade 4 piles are like your butt is on strike, and you have to run like a madman to the nearest cream to bribe it back inside

My piles went on strike during lunch, so I had to run to the store like I was being chased by a feral raccoon.

My piles are so out that I had to sprint across the parking lot like I was in a race against a giant, smelly donut.

At the grocery store, my piles came out like they were on a mission, and I had to run like a maniac to find the nearest cream.

by Slangipedia 3d ago