Gallontine's Day
When you drink a gallon of beer on the day before Valentine’s because you’re drunk and you want to die
I drank a gallon of beer and passed out. My friends had to carry me to the hospital.
I drank a whole gallon of beer and started talking to the ceiling. The ceiling didn’t respond.
I downed a gallon of beer and threw up on my girlfriend. She called me a drunk idiot.