Gallon smashing
When you storm into a grocery store like a madman and grab two giant gallons of liquid. Then you fake a trip and smash them to the floor like they owe you money. You either throw the liquid in the air or slip in it and keep falling like a clumsy idiot. It’s way better than the Harlem shake because no one laughs at you in the Harlem shake.
I walked into the store like I was going to war. I grabbed two gallons of soda and dropped them like they were my enemies.
I tripped on purpose and made the milk explode everywhere. I slipped and fell into the aisle like a total mess.
I walked in, grabbed two gallons of juice, and then I went full lunatic. I spilled it everywhere and I slid like I was on ice.
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