Gallk
When you’re so wasted on pot you can’t tell the difference between your left foot and your right foot. You also start talking to your plants and yell ‘GAALLKK’ like it’s your life’s mission.
I was Gallk and told my plant, ‘You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.’ It didn’t say anything back. I think it was Gallk too.
At the mall, I started yelling ‘GAALLKK’ in the middle of the food court. People looked at me like I was a ghost. I think I was Gallk.
My little brother said I was Gallk because I tried to eat my math homework. I told him he was Gallk for eating my eraser.