gallipoly - To be so wasted you can't even tie your own shoes without cr

To be so wasted you can't even tie your own shoes without crying and screaming like a f***ing toddler.

My cousin tried to cook breakfast and ended up burning the house down. Gallipoly.

I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of my face. Gallipoly.

He tried to walk home and ended up in a ditch. Gallipoly.