My brother told me he was part of the Fart Brotherhood. I asked if he had a membership. He said it was free but required a oath.

At lunch, my friend whispered, 'The fart council has summoned me.' I just said, 'You're not getting a raise.'

My dad told me he had a meeting with the fart elders. I asked if they had snacks. He said no, but they had a really smelly welcome party.