Gallimasaurus
The ugly, loud, sausage of a friend who blocks your view of the girl you want to bang. Especially when they dance like a maniac at a concert.
Her Gallimasaurus did the chicken dance and I nearly died from embarrassment.
I tried to talk to her, but her Gallimasaurus was too busy screaming at the stage.
That Gallimasaurus is like a dog at a concert, loud, messy, and impossible to ignore.