Gallimasaurus
The fat, obnoxious, meatball of a friend who blocks your view of the girl you want to bang. Especially when they’re too busy eating to notice you.
Her Gallimasaurus ate a whole bag of chips and didn’t even blink.
I tried to say hi, but her Gallimasaurus just waved a chip at me like it was a hello.
That Gallimasaurus is like a food truck, loud, messy, and never going away.