Gallifreyan
Gallifreyan is what the smug time lords speak. It has two kinds: linear, which is the basic one used in Doctor Who, and circular, which is made up by fangirls who think they’re geniuses. Circular is just circles, lines, and dots, and you read it like a crazy person going backwards.
My friend tried to write a whole letter in circular Gallifreyan and it looked like a toddler’s doodle.
I saw a tweet saying 'I’m gonna save the universe in 3... 2... 1...' written in circular Gallifreyan. It was confusing and cool.
My crush texted me in circular Gallifreyan. I had no idea what he meant, but it felt romantic.