Gallemedes - Gallemedes is a star that’s so far away, it’s basically the

Gallemedes is a star that’s so far away, it’s basically the universe’s way of giving you the finger.

My friend said Gallemedes is why he’s the best at video games.

I think Gallemedes is why my dog won’t stop digging up my lawn.

My teacher said Gallemedes is the reason I failed every test.