Gallauher
Gallauher is a last name that half the town in Port Angeles has. Everyone with that name is short, round, and acts like they’re the king of the hill. They’re all related and will take sides in any argument.
My neighbor’s dad is a Gallauher and started a fight in the grocery store over a bag of chips.
My mom’s cousin is a Gallauher and thinks she’s the most popular person in town.
My friend’s brother is a Gallauher and got suspended for talking trash about the principal.