Gallaro
You’re so bad at everything that even your failures are embarrassing. You’re like a broken toaster that also screams at you.
I tried to do my math homework and drew a mustache on my teacher’s face. Gallaro is my superpower.
I tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken. Gallaro is my everyday life.
I tried to play piano and it sounded like a cat being tortured. Gallaro is my vibe.
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