Gallaminos - The dinosaurs that are so weak, they’re basically the human

The dinosaurs that are so weak, they’re basically the human version of a turtle with no shell and a bad attitude.

That Gallaminos got hit by a meteor and still said 'whatever'.

I tried to feed a Gallaminos and it just stared at me like I owed it money.

That Gallaminos was so weak, it cried when the T-Rex laughed at it.