Gallagher Arc - When your life is like a broken toaster, it worked once, but

When your life is like a broken toaster, it worked once, but now it just burns everything.

I got a raise, then got a ticket, then got a new roommate who snorts coffee.

I won a contest, then lost my phone, then lost my mind.

I got a new car, then got a new problem, then got a new headache.