Gallade
Gallade is the razor-sharp, high-flying, psycho-slayer of the Pokémon world. It’s got moves like nobody’s business and a look that makes you want to punch your mom.
My Gallade just slashed my opponent’s team to pieces. They were sad.
Gallade is the reason I’m popular. It’s that cool.
I’m gonna fight Gallade in the final battle. I’m not scared.