gallabama - a backwoods town in south jersey where fake rednecks and tru

a backwoods town in south jersey where fake rednecks and truck sluts hang out and preppy wiggers are just there to get picked on.

Gallabama is the only place where fake rednecks and truck sluts are the main attraction.

I went to Gallabama and got mocked for wearing Polo. That's not even a real brand.

My friend got dumped in Gallabama. Now he's a truck slut.