Galkon
Galkon is the guy you call when your code is a mess and your brain is on fire. He’s got the brain of a programmer and the patience of a saint, most of the time.
My code was a disaster. He fixed it and called it 'a work of art.'
He helped me with my program and told me I needed to take a break.
He saved my life and my code in one go. I just needed to stop being so dramatic.