Galipernites
A smelly, loud dweeb who thinks they're a king because they can name one Roman emperor. They use history wrong to sound important, but they're just a mess.
'I was like Caesar when I spilled my cereal!', said no one ever.
They claimed Cleopatra was a modern influencer. No one believed them.
Tried to explain the Middle Ages like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.