Galien
A tiny town so boring it could fall asleep and never wake up. All it has is a bar, a light that blinks like it's on drugs, and people who drive tractors instead of cars.
"I live in Galien, and my life is just tractors and a bar."
Tweet: "Why is there a flashing light in the middle of nowhere?"
DM: "I live in Galien, and my life is like a farming simulator."