galeton
Galeton is a chill place near Wellsboro where everyone knows what a pigturd is, which is basically a human who thinks they’re a wild animal. It’s like the town was built for people who hate their lives.
Galeton is so small, the grocery store is just a guy in a hat who says ‘I’m out of eggs’ every Friday.
I moved to Galeton because I thought it was a vacation spot. Turns out it’s just a town with a lake and a lot of pigturds.
You know you're from Galeton when you say ‘pigturd’ like it’s a swear word.