Galena
A tiny town near Chicago where rich folks have fancy houses and spend way too much money on junk. Only a few locals actually work there, and the rest are just there to look pretty for tourists and LGBT people.
"Galena is like a rich person's toy town. All the shops are just there to make you spend more.", @richguy99
"I went to Galena, and it was like walking into a postcard that also had a tax bill attached to it.", @touristtrouble
"Why is everyone in Galena so happy? Because they’re all rich and don’t have to work.", @poorperson420