Galeeb
Galeeb is like the cool kid who never fails. You're the one who doesn't sweat the small stuff, and you always win, no matter what.
He walked into class and said he'd beat me in math. I said I'd beat him. I did. And he still came to my house crying.
He said he'd beat me in a race. I said I'd beat him. I did. And he said I was a cheater.
He said he'd beat me in a video game. I said I'd beat him. I did. And he still hasn't stopped crying.