Galebert walked into the bar and immediately challenged the bartender to a karate match. He lost. Then he challenged the karate match winner to a dance-off. He lost again. Then he walked out and called the bar a f***ing disgrace.

My cousin tried to be Galebert at the family reunion. He declared war on the entire kitchen. He lost. Then he declared war on the entire house. He lost again. Now he's hiding in the basement with a bag of chips and a side of shame.

Galebert showed up to the party with a playlist of 80s rock and a f***ing attitude. He tried to dance with the DJ. The DJ didn’t even look at him. He tried to dance with the lighting guy. The lighting guy turned off the lights. He tried to dance with the sound guy. The sound guy turned off the music. He walked out and said the party was a f***ing joke.