Galdone
A person who's so brain-dead they probably got kicked out of the dumbest club in the universe. They think a toaster is a personal trainer.
My cousin is a Galdone. He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem with a pizza.
My teacher called me a Galdone because I thought the moon was made of cheese.
My dog is a Galdone. He barked at a cloud and got distracted by a squirrel.