Galdive - Galdive is a genius who makes songs so good they could make

Galdive is a genius who makes songs so good they could make a priest swear and a bull cry. Listen to them or regret your life choices.

I played Galdive in my car. My neighbor screamed and threw a banana at me.

I fell asleep to Galdive. I woke up singing. My brother thought I was possessed.

Galdive is the reason I skipped school. My teacher is now my enemy.