Galbull
A lie so bad it makes your brain hurt, and you tell it like you’re the president giving a speech.
I didn’t copy my brother’s homework. I just borrowed it. (He’s still doing it tomorrow.)
I didn’t break the lamp. It just had a bad day. (It’s now in pieces on the floor.)
I didn’t yell at the teacher. I just had a little chat. (The whole class heard you.)