Galbatross
A galbatross is the worst kind of clingy girl. You act like a total jerk and she still thinks you’re cute. You’re not. You’re a disaster.
I yelled at her in the hallway. She smiled and said, 'You’re just stressed.'
I ignored her for a week. She showed up at my school with a pizza.
I told her I was moving to Mars. She said, 'I’ll come with you.'