Galaxy S8 owner
A man who thinks he's a legend because he can afford a phone that's smoother than your lies.
'You talk big, but your phone is old. I got the S8 and I'm still the legend.'
'You lie to me every day. My phone is smoother than your lies. I win.'
'You're just a liar with a crummy phone. I've got the S8 and I'm the legend.'