Galaxy Gun
The Galaxy Gun is like the universe's biggest dick. It can fire bullets through hyperspace and punch holes in anything. You can destroy a city, a ship, a continent, or even a whole star. It’s just the universe being a jerk.
The Galaxy Gun shot my city. Now I live in a pile of rubble. Thanks, universe.
My spaceship got smashed by the Galaxy Gun. I'm now a space ghost. I haunt the void.
The Galaxy Gun destroyed my continent. I'm now a map with a hole in it. I'm sad.