Galavromiphobia
This fear is so bad, it turns men into babies. They can’t even look at oat milk without screaming like they’ve been stabbed.
He saw oat milk on the menu and started crying. He said it was the worst thing he’d ever seen.
He tried to be cool and ordered a latte with oat milk. Then he threw it in the trash.
He went to the store to buy milk. When he saw oat milk, he ran out like it was a monster.