Galatian
A smelly Celt from way back who talked like a donkey and lived in what is now Turkey. No one liked him, but he was tough as nails.
My history teacher said Galatians were like the ugly cousin of the Roman Empire.
I'd rather fight a lion than sit through a Galatian history report.
If Galatians had Instagram, it would be all photos of goats and bad hair.