Galargous
A gigantic mess so big it could make a toddler cry and a grown man swear in three different languages.
My mom's closet is galargous. It looks like a tornado hit a sock factory.
This pizza is so galargous, it could feed an entire football team and still have leftovers.
His hair is galargous. It looks like he stuck his head in a blender and forgot to turn it off.