Galaphobia - If you're famous and your friend is a celeb-phobe, your frie

If you're famous and your friend is a celeb-phobe, your friendship is doomed. You're stuck with a friend who hates fame and you're stuck with fame.

My friend said he didn’t like being famous. I said, 'But you are.' He said, 'Then I hate you.'

I tried to take my friend to a party. He screamed and ran away like I was trying to kill him.

I got a million followers, and my friend got a panic attack. That’s not a friendship, that’s a disaster.