galapagosis
A person who moves like a turtle with a broken leg. They’re so slow, you could nap and still be done before they took one step.
My neighbor’s a galapagosis. He took 20 minutes to mow his lawn.
She’s got the galapagosis. She took 1 hour to walk to the store.
He’s a galapagosis. He walked into the meeting 45 minutes late.