Galapagos Turtle
The worst kind of bed poop. It’s like your drunk partner left a turtle head in the middle of your crumpled sheets.
I woke up to a turtle head in my bed. My friend had one too many drinks and pooped on me.
My brother’s girlfriend came home drunk and pooped in the bed. It looked like a turtle was attached to her butt.
My cousin drank six beers and pooped in my bed. Now it has a turtle head.