galank
When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, then pee on your turd like it’s a war and you’re the general.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was a war zone.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a battlefield.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a full-scale attack.