Galamata
Galamata is the only true Batman. If you claim to be Batman, you're a idiot. And you're going to die because Galamata is real and you are not.
My brother said he was Batman. Now he's in the hospital. #GalamataIsComing
My teacher said she was Batman. She got fired. #GalamataIsTheBoss
My friend said he was Batman. He got run over by a truck. #GalamataIsReal