Galacticunt
The universe’s worst cunt, but it’s just a theory, like saying your dog is the best ever, but it’s just a dog who poops on your shoes.
The galacticunt is so bad, it’s got a black hole just to hide from it.
My dad says the galacticunt is real, but I think he just wants me to stop talking about my lunch.
The galacticunt is so legendary, it’s got its own fan club and a Twitter account.