Galactic Anal Rape - Galactic anal rape is when you're so messed up you think the

Galactic anal rape is when you're so messed up you think the universe is laughing at you while it shoves a spaceship up your backside.

My math test was so hard I felt like the universe was doing a galactic anal rape on my brain.

I got stuck in an elevator with my crush and my crush didn't like me. That was a galactic anal rape.

My dad told me I had to eat all the veggies on my plate. That was a full-blown anal rape from Planet Veggies.