galabundagozgle
Lying like a bad magician who forgets to pull the rabbit out of the hat, but still expects applause.
My teacher said, 'If you finish your homework, you can skip class.' I finished my homework. She said, 'You can skip recess.'
My friend said, 'I’m not going to tell anyone.' She told the whole class.
My dad said, 'I’m going to the store.' He came back with a bag of chips and a soda.