You told me you had a job. Then you said you had a part-time job. Then you said you had a job that only worked on weekends. Then you said you had a job that only worked on Mondays.

You said you had $10 in your pocket. Then you said you had $5 in your pocket. Then you said you had $1 in your pocket. Then you said you had $0.50 in your pocket.

You said you were going to clean your room. Then you said you were going to start cleaning your room. Then you said you were going to think about cleaning your room. Then you said you were going to forget about cleaning your room.