Gala Gala
A stoner god who everyone worships but he’s too high to remember his own name and keeps arguing with the bong master about who’s the real boss.
Gala Gala told my mom he’s the king of the bong and he’s been fighting the bong master for 50 years.
At the school talent show, Gala Gala tried to sing but he kept saying 'bong' instead of 'song' and the audience threw bong water at him.
My uncle said Gala Gala once showed up at a funeral and started a conga line with the dead guy’s shoes.