gal yam
A gal yam is a human disaster who thinks they’re funny but everyone else thinks they’re a waste of oxygen. They’ll make you laugh, cry, and then they’ll make you want to scream.
She tried to tell a joke about her mom. It was longer than my history report.
She sent me a video of her doing a cartwheel. It was bad. I watched it twice.
She texted me a random message saying ‘you are the worst’ and I didn’t even do anything.