Gal-ism
A Gal-ism is when someone drops a comment so random it’s like they just walked into the middle of a war and started singing show tunes.
'I’m not confused, I’m just considering my options.', said while trying to figure out what day it was.
'This is like trying to catch a fish with a spoon.', during a conversation about why they missed their flight.
'You’re the reason I still have a 4 a. m. snack habit.', said while debating whether tacos are better than burritos.