Gal-ism
A Gal-ism is like throwing a banana peel at someone’s face when they’re trying to explain why they’re late, it makes zero sense and just adds to the chaos.
'I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why you’re wrong.', said while arguing about the best movie ever made.
'This is like trying to teach a goldfish algebra.', during a conversation about traffic.
'You’re the reason I still hate Mondays.', said in the middle of a discussion about what to eat for breakfast.