My gakochi neighbor threw a party in the hot tub. I had to sit in it with a bunch of strangers. I was a prisoner in a hot tub.

Gakochi told me I couldn't use the hot tub until I gave him a high five. I did. He still wouldn't let me in.

My gakochi friend said I had 'lackluster vibes.' I said he had 'lackluster dignity.'