Gaknish
Gaknishes are weird, smelly creatures that love to travel, chew fuzz, and act like they're the king of the frisky. They can be anyone, anywhere, and they’re always up to no good.
I saw a Gaknish on the bus wearing a hat made of socks and eating a sandwich with lemon peel.
My cousin’s neighbor is a Gaknish. He once tried to trap a Miglet with a frozen gusher and a cat’s butt.
My teacher said I was a Gaknish because I took a nap during math and drew a feline on the board.