Gaking-off
When you rub Gak all over your junk like it's the last day on Earth and you're watching Power Rangers on Nicktoons because you're too lazy to do anything else.
I was gaking-off in my bedroom while watching All That and my mom walked in and screamed.
My friend was gaking-off during Double Dare and got caught by the host.
I was gaking-off in the car during a Nick Jr. commercial and my dad yelled at me.