Gakerbowed
When you’re so into someone or something you’d fight a dragon for them and then blame the dragon for your bad hair day
I gakerbowed on my favorite band so bad I skipped school and got in a fight with the principal over a bad drum solo.
He gakerbowed on his girlfriend so much he started talking to her dog and now the dog has a side hustle.
She gakerbowed on her pizza so hard she named her kid after the cheese and now the kid is a cheese connoisseur.